WHY can't women put the damn thing down themselves?
I KNOW it’s a sign of consideration, respect, of being polite. But you know, sometimes you just get tired of hearing the same stereotypical complaints …
They ain't made of tissue paper, they're our goddamn equals (as they never get tired of pointing out to us, or complaining about) so WHY DO THEY MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT? Are there really a lot of women out there entering bathrooms in pitch darkness and just crossing their fingers, leaping onto the toilet catch-as-catch can? I mean, the LID could be down, that's just as bad as the seat up, right? They either fall all the way through or they end up peeing on the lid ... Hell I've known women so fat they wouldn't know if the seat was up or not ...
Which brings me to the inevitable – Happy St. Valentines’ Day …
